Posted 11:52 PM by The Consultant
Hi again!
I am feeling absolutely rejuvenated after my assualt on u guys yesterday. Suddenly i find that my creativity has found new victims.I am now a global player!
Well, at the institute of maanagement where i am learning (?) at the moment, the term "globe" is used as a substitute for all managerial crap that all professors or students who dont sleep during the class keep on piling on us.
Some good examples can be found in the books on behaviour in orgnisations. they are full of it.
Well, after this infotainment , i think i will try my hand at entertainment.
Another joke for you guys.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

well see u guys

zastereo

Posted 11:25 PM by The Consultant
You must be wondering why on earth am i writing this one! you must be thinking that "hey, isn't it a contradiction in term? this guy is writing this himself, instead of outsourcing it" but wait! i have a very simple explanation. but , u know how difficult it is to be simple. so i ll stay on the path of simplicity and give a difficult explanation.
oh , who cares anyway. what matters is that i am writing , u r reading it. though u dont know why u r reading it, i have a feeling that some grey cells in your brain are yelling at their sister grey cells " hey, get a gun, shoot this idiot! or at least turn off the comp and read 50 pages on "constitutional aspects of cross border jurisdictional issues in post-soviet era vis-a-vis the visa card!" but other grey cells are not paying attention. they are just sitting there and staring at this screen vacously. as if they are watching television.
well, i ll relieve your boredom by telling you guys a pj.
now what's a pj?
it is considered by some experts to be a "poor joke" though i havent met these experts yet. in fact, i have a theory about these experts
oops, i am sorry
i was going to tell u a joke without launching into any philosophical tirade
so here it is

joke
the name is bond
convertible bond!!

:-)
i ll be quite surprised if u are not laughing coj i got some good laughs today thanx to this one. in fact by my standards it was an incredible success. instead of tryinbg to dig their own graves, people were actually smiling and slapping my back saying what a good joke it was.
it seems that my standards are falling
i need to address these issues immediately.

so long
til our next meeting, asta la vista , maybe!
:-)

the Zastereo